tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61029263992230730742024-03-12T23:33:35.108-05:00Stubborn PrydeThese Eight words the Rede fulfill:
"An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will"Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.comBlogger354125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-60698695644393384922017-08-25T04:47:00.003-05:002017-08-25T04:47:49.316-05:00Think, think, think<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Sometimes you just have to step off the world a while.</b></span>Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-62773136163428623182017-07-09T20:43:00.002-05:002017-07-09T20:49:01.961-05:00Country cat, city cat.<b><span style="color: #ead1dc; font-size: large;">Took the dogs for our evening walk. Car turns down the road so the dogs and I move to the side of the road. I glance behind me to see Gandalf, Colt, Alice and Possum slowly move to either side of the road also. The car stops next to me and the window rolls down, the woman driver glances around and says "farm cats?" You don't know how friggin tempted I was to say "No, they're city cats in a survivalist training class".</span></b>Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-21962195808429183992017-07-09T20:40:00.000-05:002017-07-09T20:40:21.678-05:00Time flies<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #ead1dc;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I can't believe it's been two years since I last posted. I have been remiss. </span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #ead1dc;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">The puppy is now a 75# bundle of furry love.</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #ead1dc;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Had him dna tested, he is Beagle, German Shepherd, Lab, with some unknown hound mix tossed in.</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #ead1dc;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">He's tried to kill me twice since I got him. Once he knocked me down a flight of stairs (luckily just bruises), and once he yanked me down the side of the ditch (tore the knee that time) </span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #ead1dc;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">It's been two years since I quit smoking. (I quit shortly after I got Sal)</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #ead1dc;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I only see the <a href="http://www.webster-dictionary.org/definition/cardiologist" target="_blank">Clock-Maker</a> once a year now, which is a good thing. </span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #ead1dc;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I will try to post more often, but life has a way of getting in the way. </span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #ead1dc;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I hope you all are well. </span></b></span></div>
<br />Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-42115665810019222572015-05-21T22:11:00.000-05:002015-05-21T22:21:28.569-05:00Tucker with new puppy Sal<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">
The house was pretty much trashed once they were done, but it was worth seeing Tucker, the chocolate Lab, initiating play with the new puppy, after 3 weeks of wondering if he would take his head off. Stanley, the yellow Lab, had no issues adjusting to the new puppy.</div>
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<br />Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-38883449583034984262015-01-16T05:00:00.000-06:002015-01-16T05:01:56.858-06:00Sticker Shock<div style="text-align: left;">
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<b>I wonder if this is a post surgical stress test, or what!</b></div>
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Insurance paid a total of $55,058.68 out of a total billed of $82,277.65. </div>
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The rest was considered insurance discounts or ineligible.</div>
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By the way, my total cost out of that whole thing was $2750.</div>
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<br />Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-22625152867100087942015-01-15T20:46:00.000-06:002015-01-15T20:46:16.580-06:00About timeI read<a href="http://chrishernandezauthor.com/2015/01/02/microaggressions-trigger-warnings-and-the-new-meaning-of-trauma/" target="_blank"> this post</a> today, and felt an immediate need to not only share the link, but do an in-depth comment. He hit the nail so squarely on the head, I am surprised it didn't explode.<br />
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<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body"><span class="UFICommentBody" data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0"><span data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$0:0">Those
are emotionally fragile Miranda walkers. Because anything you say "can,
and will be used against you." Political correctness has crippled this
society. People need to not only grow up (mature), but get a backbone
also. They need to stop dispensing Prozac as a "cure", and start pushing
therapy, so people learn to deal with unpleasant situations, not just
cover them up with false feelings of happiness. Now, I realize there are people out there, who truly have lived through something so traumatic they require extra help in the form of a prescription, but this should be a temporary measure, not a lifelong fix. We have created a massive zombie society. They can't handle anything that might hurt their little feelings. If it bothers them in the slightest they need drugs to make it all better. On top of that, they demand new laws to stop whatever word/situation caused them such emotional harm. Then come the lawsuits. Our courts are being inundated with frivolous lawsuits. </span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body"><span class="UFICommentBody" data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0"><span data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$0:0"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body"><span class="UFICommentBody" data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0"><span data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$0:0">And hate crime enhancers, because this whole everyone is created equal is just a load of nonsense to some. </span></span></span>Time to put on your big-boy pants America.</span></span></span><br />
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body"><span class="UFICommentBody" data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0"><span data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$0:0"><br /></span></span></span>
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body"><span class="UFICommentBody" data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0"><span data-reactid=".dx.1:3:1:$comment886163474769278_886271138091845:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$0:0">By the way, if my comment offends you in anyway........... deal with it.</span></span></span>Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-73259653877351202992014-12-31T09:35:00.000-06:002014-12-31T09:35:22.154-06:00Back to workMonday was my first night back to work after the stent placement. I followed most of the doctor's orders. Didn't drive for 24 hours, no heavy lifting for the first week. I also neglected to see the no pulling/pushing for 2 weeks. And they specified stuff like raking, vacuuming etc. Whooooooooooooops. I had to run my old machine Monday night, which consists of pulling apart bales of material and putting it on the conveyor belt. Tuesday morning rolled around, and 5200 pounds of material later, needless to say I was a bit sore. (ok that might be an understatement, my right shoulder was singing an aria) I figure it was not related to the ticker, since I didn't keel over yet. I'll see how it feels tomorrow. For today, I plan on curling up under a ton of quilts, and sleeping until such time as my body decrees it is time to get up. All phones are turned off. If I don't talk to you later tonight, I hope everyone has a safe New Year's Eve.Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-80899817282686441742014-12-26T08:50:00.000-06:002014-12-26T08:50:53.493-06:00Cardiac catheterization<b>I went in at 6:30am on Monday, Dec. 22nd. Appointment wasn't until 7:30 but I was coming directly from work. I had planned to be lazy Sunday night, but it just isn't in my nature, so of course I showed up dead to the world. </b><br />
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<b>They get you up to your room, do basic prep, vitals, slap leads all over, and start an IV line. Then you wait until the doc is ready. And wait, and wait, and wait...... </b>(Or in my case sleep, and sleep, and sleep, or at least try to.)<b> My procedure was scheduled for 9:30 am, but due to several things, out of everyone's control, I didn't get into the cath lab until 12:15. </b><br />
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<b>Once in the lab they make you move onto the cold slab of a table. Hard as a rock, and cold as a freezer. Then they paint you with an iodine wash, turning you into a oompah-loompah. Then they cover you with what they claim are heated blankets.</b> (They could have used a dozen more)<b> This is also when they start the drugs, in my case mild pain killers, and heparin. Time to turn that blood into water. You feel a tiny poke when they freeze the artery where the cath is going in. I was quite surprised how tiny the opening they make is. Less than 1/4 inch. And contrary to what some people say, yes you can feel the cath. Maybe it was the decreased dosage of meds, maybe I am just hypersensitive to what goes on inside my body, who knows. Once the cath is placed the fun starts. They shoot contrast dye into the heart, and it feels like a volcanic eruption from every single orifice of your body. Then the slab moves several times, then it stops and they talk about ivus, and start spouting out locations and numbers. Then the contrast dye comes again, and again the slab starts moving. I lost count after the fourth set of dye, but let me tell you, for someone who gets cold in under 75 degree temps, I would kill to bottle some of that stuff! Occasionally a nurse stops by and asks how you're doing. I was tempted to say a whole lot better if it didn't feel like i was lying in the morgue. You feel a tiggley wiggley when they set the stents. Really no other way to explain that part, sorry. I had two blockages, both at 70%, one of them in what they lovingly refer to as<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widow_maker" target="_blank"> "the WidowMaker"</a>. Once they are happy with their work it's time to get the cath out, and try to close the hole in the artery. </b>(Preferably before you bleed to death.)<b> And folks, this is the one point in the procedure that will bring your azz off that table. Especially when they don't give you any warning ahead of time. The clip they used to close it is called a <a href="http://www.abbottvascular.com/us/products/vessel-closure/starclose-se.html" target="_blank">"StarClose"</a> I am including a photo of it, just to see how strong your stomach is.</b><br />
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<b>I can take a lot of pain, but that sumbiotch woke me up. Had they warned me, I could have at least prepared myself a bit. After they are done <s>torturing the crap out of you</s> setting the clip, it's time to go back to <s>the holding cell</s> your room. You lay in there for a few hours, being reminded regularly not to bend your leg. Then it's upstairs to another room, where you lay still for four more hours. </b>(After several hours of being unable to move your leg, you start getting fantastic muscle spasms. Do you realize how hard it is to work one of those babies out when you aren't allowed to actually move the limb? Yeah, it sucks.)<b> Finally seven hours after the procedure is finished they let you get up and try to walk. Just point me to the bathroom, I have to pee like a dayem racehorse! Once everything is to their satisfaction, a discharge nurse comes in and tells you all the do's and don'ts. Don't drive for at least 24 hours, don't lift anything above 10 pounds for 5-6 days, do take the meds they prescribe, and she hands you a stack of booklets on a proper cardiac diet. I didn't bother reminding her that I already have excellent cholesterol levels. I love veges and fruits, and consider salads to be one of the main food groups. </b><br />
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<b>You are stuck on Plavix for a year, to prevent anything from sticking to the stents while they heal into the artery wall.</b> <b>You also become one of the -aspirin a day for life- members.</b><br />
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I am 47 years old and have heart disease. Eat right, exercise regularly, and it means nothing if bad genetics is stacked against you.<br />
By the way bp was 110/60 before and after, and cholesterol is 150.<br />
<br />Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-78889294658847898102014-12-07T08:17:00.002-06:002014-12-07T08:21:15.512-06:00The results<b>I am not sure why, but the sadistic <a href="http://www.stubbornpryde.blogspot.com/2014/12/the-clock-maker.html" target="_blank">Clock Maker</a> feels I need to have a heart cath. It is scheduled for the 22nd of December. Why this date? Simple, I already have the week off from work. This way I don't lose any pay, or have to use any extra vacation. If he doesn't need to do anything further, I should be out roughly 3 hours after it is done. If he needs to put in any stents, I am looking at 6-7 hours afterwards. He said no driving for 24 hours after, and no heavy lifting for 5 days. (I move 5500# of material daily at work by hand. What constitutes "heavy"?) If it's anything major, just start digging that hole. (because the ground is froze, and it will take some effort)</b><br />
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<li><b>Netbook and charger </b></li>
<li><b>phone and charger </b></li>
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<b>I feel like I am missing something on the list, but I am sure it will come to me before the 22nd. Hope everyone is staying warm out there.</b><br />
<br />Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-42270919359787640852014-12-02T09:29:00.000-06:002014-12-02T09:29:41.601-06:00Idiots and workLast night was one of "those" kind of nights. It went relatively fast once you got past the idiot. Supervisor #2 hires some real winners. I think he chooses the worst of the worst, and says "congrats" you're hired! Case in point...<br />
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A worker came up to me last night and said he needed to fill out a "near miss" form. I asked him why. He said he almost got his fingers cut. The conversation goes something like this:<br />
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Idiot: I need to fill out a near miss form<br />
Me: Ok can you tell me why?<br />
Idiot: I almost cut my fingers<br />
Me: And how did that happen?<br />
Idiot: The hopper was clogged, and none of the regular fixes worked. So I took the air pipe off the bottom of the hopper, and grabbed the clog with my fingers.<br />
Me: Ok, so how did you almost cut your fingers?<br />
Idiot: Well there were these little blades on the inside half of the hopper, and they were spinning.<br />
Me: Did you remember to LOTO (lock out tag out) the machine first?<br />
Idiot: No. No one told me I had to do that. Maintenance said only if I am reaching inside the hopper. So I need to write up a near miss report, and tell them they should have a warning that there are moving parts inside there. So no one gets hurt.<br />
Me: You do realize as soon as you remove the air pipe, you are considered to be reaching inside the hopper, correct? And as such you could be cited for a safety violation, since you neglected to LOTO the machine first.<br />
Idiot: (extremely indignant) No one told me I had to LOTO the machine when I do this, I can't be written up for something no one told me.<br />
Me: Actually you can. We do not follow after each and every employee to make sure you don't do something stupid. And we can only engineer out so many hazards. Common sense must come into play on occasion.<br />
Idiot: Well that's not right. No one told me.<br />
Me: Here is an example. Day shift Idiot takes space heater out of bathroom, and places it next to a bale of drc (paper), while she is working. Anyone above the age of 7 should realize you don't place a heat source near paper. We should not have to explain that to an adult.<br />
Idiot: Well if no one told her, then she can't be blamed for doing it.<br />
Me: Like I said before, we can only engineer out so much stupid.<br />
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I had to walk away after that. He was adamant that if someone isn't specifically told something is hazardous, that absolves them of any wrong doing. I wonder if he ever thought of bungee jumping off a very tall building, without a cord.... <br />
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<br />Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-40919477994492833692014-12-02T09:01:00.001-06:002014-12-07T08:24:55.012-06:00The Clock MakerI thought the stress test went well. That's what happens when you listen to the moron technician running the dayem test. He said "I did much better than he thought I would." I took that as good news, and went home more relaxed than I had been since this started.<br />
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Well apparently he must have had some realllllly low standards. The doc called me on Nov 17th @ at 10am (even though she knows I work nights) to tell me I had
an "abnormal" stress test, and now need to see the <a href="http://www.webster-dictionary.org/definition/cardiologist" target="_blank">Clock Maker</a>. I was barely able to process what she was saying, since I was half asleep yet. And just what constitutes "abnormal" anyhow? I mean seriously, can you use a word like that when referencing this kitty? I have been called a lot of things, but I am pretty sure "abnormal" wasn't one of them.<br />
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Anyhow, tomorrow is the big day. Maybe the Clock Maker will be able to explain in more detail just what "abnormal" truly means in regards to my ticker. And what means of torture he has in mind to rewind it.Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-62528485044283254432014-11-13T08:35:00.002-06:002014-12-02T09:30:30.672-06:00Stress Tests, who needs them<b>After receiving a rather high number on my heart calcium scoring test, my Doctor, in her infinite wisdom, decided I need a stress test.</b> (I knew there was a reason I avoided that profession) <b>So I made the appointment for this Friday morning, bright and early 7am.</b><br />
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<b>The Rules:</b><br />
<b>1. No caffeine for 24 hours before.</b> (I think they forgot I have caffeine running through my veins, instead of blood.)<br />
<b>2. Nothing to eat or drink after midnight, including any medication.</b> (so no advil to counter the caffeine withdrawal migraine I will get)<br />
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<b>I question the wisdom of telling someone no caffeine, as that in and of itself, will stress a person out. Add in that I work the night before, 6pm-6am. and have to deal with total idiots for 12 hours right before this test, without killing any of them.</b> (Can you feel the stress level rising already? I can)<br />
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<b>Once there they will run a base scan, then they have you exercise to the point of exhaustion </b>(that should take all of five minutes, specially with my breathing being messed up lately)<b>, then take another scan.</b> (That is if you don't croak in the meantime) <b>They tell me the whole process will take 3-4 hours if all goes well </b> (WTF!). <b>Darling, I can tell you right now, if I make it up to, and through that test, without going homicidal, it went well. Never mind how the heart turns out, my sole goal is to stay out of jail at that point. My internal sleep clock states if I'm not tucked in by 11am it will revolt, I will get sick. If this thing takes the full 4 hours, I'm screwed. I then have to try and drive 30 miles home, in direct sunlight. I'm a night-worker ffs, the Moon is my sun! </b>(To any of my LEO buddies out there, please be heading in the South bound lanes, Thanks)<b><br /></b><br />
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<b>So if y'all don't hear from me by Saturday, either send flowers, or bail money. </b><br />
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<br />Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-9662407228393280562014-07-30T08:46:00.000-05:002014-07-30T08:48:36.729-05:00Lost another oneSo, last week I had to let yet another temp worker go. This time it was an older gentleman. He showed up to work on time, but unfortunately that is not enough. He was mechanically, and technically challenged (both a requirement for this machine), plus hard of hearing. I tried training him repeatedly on basic operations, but it just wasn't to be. When I tell you not to turn your back on a certain section of the machine, it is for good reason. The reason being I don't want to have to come back and clean up a 30' lake of water, with an eight foot puddle, of now hardening polymer, floating in the middle. And every time I turned around, he had his back to that particular section. If you can't hear if the pelletizer jams, and you can't see it when it jams, HOW are you going to stop the machine?<br />
Not sure how many more temps I will go through, before I find one like my original trainee.<br />
My very first helper was a middle aged, Laotian born fellow, who picked stuff up super fast. And I mean he picked up anything I showed him quickly. The machine type did not matter. Show him once, and BOOM, I could walk away without worry. I had him trained on the quarter-folder, the rewinder, the recostar, all of it. Then upper management thought it was a good idea to transfer him to the meltblown, since he learned so fast. (sad face) He later left our company to go back to school. God I miss him.<br />
Since then I have yet to find one even a quarter as capable as he was. And I should know, I have gone through roughly three dozen trainees since then.Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-54542217226639677632014-07-10T08:07:00.000-05:002014-07-10T08:07:30.915-05:00Speechless<b>Last night at work I was transferring some dusty polymer from transport bags, to a silo, via a vacuum hopper. You raise these canvas bags up with a forklift, suspend them over the hopper, and cut a small hole in the bottom, so it can slowly pour out. The bags are about 5 feet tall, 4 feet on each side, and weigh roughly 2000 pounds. When you near the bottom of the bag, you end up wrestling the last few hundred pounds around a bit, to get it to come out. You get covered in the crap. Head to toe. I was wearing a dark maroon sweatshirt and navy shorts, that fine white powder made me look like a bad ghost.</b><br />
<b>One of the forklift drivers came over, and asked "Are you ready for the next bag?"</b><br />
<b>I looked down at my now white coated clothes, glared back up at him, and said "Do I look ready for the next dayem bag?"</b><br />
<b>Without missing a beat he said "No, you look like you just had an affair with Charlie Sheen."</b><br />
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Yeah, he won that round.Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-65396153129629916742014-05-29T08:18:00.000-05:002014-05-29T08:18:03.497-05:00Good HelpGood help is very hard to find now a days. Since <a href="http://www.stubbornpryde.blogspot.com/2014/03/diversity-i-haz-it.html" target="_blank">this</a> post I have gone through two more trainees. By the time I go on vacation in August, I am suppose to have not one, but two new ppl trained up on the machine. At this rate I won't even have a half a person. (someone who can do very basic running, but knows nothing about the computer controls yet) Is there really no one out there, regardless of age, who can make it through a 12 hour work day without whining, or texting on their phone? Is what I ask really all that much in this day and age? Someone who wants to show up on time, and do a decent job? Granted the pay isn't anything to write home about. The company pays $10/hour to start. But dayemmm isn't that what His Royal Magical Fart Monger is pushing for anyhow? The work, in and of itself, is not hard. You load a conveyor with material, restart polymer threads, and pretty much stand around the rest of the time. (With an occasional "OH SHIT, WHAT DID I JUST DO?" moment thrown in for good measure) I am almost afraid we are at the bottom of the barrel now, all the good ones have been used and abused elsewhere :(Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-86661228143769250622014-04-24T20:35:00.000-05:002014-04-24T20:39:57.679-05:00I'm ME again<b>After waiting eight weeks, I have finally received my state tax refund. This means the Feds have straightened out the <a href="http://stubbornpryde.blogspot.com/2014/02/identity-crisis.html" target="_blank">SSN issue</a> on their end. I am still waiting to hear from them in regards to what happened. (if I ever do, that is) But it is a huge weight off my mind. I will, of course, continue to monitor all the credit reporting agencies, to see if something weird shows up, and I have them flagged to alert me, but for now I am a very happy Cat. :D</b><br />
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<b>ME ME ME ME ME It feels good to be ME!</b>Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-83330737189872499822014-04-02T02:33:00.000-05:002014-04-02T02:48:58.600-05:00Edgar Allan Poe quotes<b>I was reading a few poems, from my favorite dark poet, and decided to share a few of my favorite ones.</b><br />
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“Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.”
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“I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”<br />
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“The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and
vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?”<br />
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“...And, all at once, the moon arose through the thin ghastly mist, And
was crimson in color... And they lynx which dwelleth forever in the
tomb, came out therefrom. And lay down at the feet of the demon. And
looked at him steadily in the face.”<br />
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“When a madman appears thoroughly sane, indeed, it is high time to put him in a straight jacket.”<br />
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<b>-Edgar Allan Poe</b><br />
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<br />Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-58736358756754329192014-04-01T07:56:00.001-05:002014-04-01T07:56:29.977-05:00What month is this?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This IS April isn't it?<br /><br />Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-75591506920002079412014-03-27T01:37:00.000-05:002014-03-27T01:37:12.406-05:00Spring<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Well this about sums it up
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Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-86328133706920165042014-03-23T07:34:00.000-05:002014-03-23T07:39:10.467-05:00Spring...?<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Each year, about this time, people start talking about the flowers they see poking through the ground. Here at the Lost household, we do things a little differently. You can tell spring is on the way when you see...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Yes, that is indeed a tennis ball. Every winter we lose about 4 dozen of them, somewhere in the yard. Every spring, as the snow starts to melt, they pop up like brightly colored flowers, waiting to be picked (up). And that, my friends, is how I know spring is on the way.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Contrary to the following 3 day forecast that is...</span><br />
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<br />Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-59756394270637626722014-03-20T07:49:00.002-05:002014-03-20T07:49:19.140-05:00Bravery or stupidity<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Apparently the kitten was not happy with just the dog's food bowl. He has now laid claim to one of the dog's toys. As you can see, the stuffed bone is bigger than he is.</span><br />
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<br />Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-34928399001379914182014-03-19T05:13:00.001-05:002014-03-19T09:40:27.438-05:00No fear<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Some kittens don't realize how close to becoming a snack they come. My chocolate lab is pretty laid back with the furry felines, but playing in his food dish is not the smartest move to make.</span><br />
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<br />Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-42075694870946965082014-03-18T07:25:00.001-05:002014-03-18T07:25:14.353-05:00Quote<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"LSD makes users lose weight"<br />
...That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it. </span>Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-88203668735688156212014-03-13T00:29:00.002-05:002014-03-13T00:34:36.449-05:00Too cute<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I came across this today <a href="http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/local/2014/03/11/police-ticket-toddler-toy-car-mini-motorist/6289417/?hpt=us_bn8" target="_blank">Police ticket toddler in toy car</a> and had so many thoughts cross my little kitty mind.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Was she wearing a seat belt? Was she drinking and driving? Did she have insurance? How will the PD spend the windfall from that ticket? How many points did that cost her? Isn't the officer afraid of being accused of racial profiling. And the final question.... How many idiots thought those were serious questions?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It is wonderful to see LEOs take time to connect with residents of the areas they patrol, especially the children. And that stories like this are put out there, so more people realize Cops are not the heartless gunslingers some people think they are, who only show up when something bad goes down. I am betting that "ticket" gets framed, and put on her bedroom wall. I know that's what I would have done.</span>Easily Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09927848478898228492noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102926399223073074.post-12136902420763382882014-03-12T08:47:00.001-05:002014-03-12T08:53:05.680-05:00Diversity, I haz it.Last week Thursday I had a new temp to break in. After the boss showed him around the plant, he brought him back to me. Guy says "well this job doesn't look that hard" Boss tells him it's a very easy job, then says "Want to know the hardest job in this whole plant? Working with her... "(as he points to me) Sighsssssssss, I guess it beats his normal line of "don't let her make you cry, like she made me cry." This one lasted until 0130, a whopping 7.5 hours out of twelve.(apparently he left because I yelled at him, for breaking safety protocol, after telling him twice before that)<br />
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Boss comes in the next morning, I explain what went on that night, he laughs and says ok I'll find another one.<br />
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So Tuesday night (yesterday), I get yet another new temp. And I start thinking back over the last few years that I have been training them, and I realized something, I have had darn near every type of person as a temp at one point or another. (Yes I have trained a lot of temps) The following is a list of the type of people I have trained, or attempted to train. Some went on to get hired, some quit, and others were let go, for one reason or another.<br />
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Asian, Black, White, Native American, Caribbean Islander, Muslim, Jewish, Catholic, gay, straight, male, female, mentally handicapped, physically handicapped, and the one from last week, which I just label "emotionally fragile".<br />
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So back to last night. I was wondering what type of person was left. I thought long and hard before I was introduced to him. The first words out of his mouth were "I just want to be up front with you about this, I'm an ex-con, and I did 7 years in prison."<br />
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I should have guessed...
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