Thursday, February 10, 2011




Bob G. said...

EL:'s just our imagination.
(shivering my man bits off)

It's SO cold, that...

-your shadow freezes to the sidewalk

-you have to break the smoke off your chimney

-you have to open the fridge to heat the house

-your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass

-police tell a robber to freeze, and he does

-the lawyers have their hands in their OWN pockets....

We get an awful lot of cold waves from Canada.
Can't we weatherstrip the border?

I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

And...It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post!

That's the GOOD news...LOL.

Have a great weekend!

Stay safe and warm out there.

Easily Lost said...

Yep, those about sum it up nicely :D